• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

stop being in my dreams wtf

jeszing:

the best part of summer is that you dont even care that its sunday

(via satansfiesta)